AP wanted to make sure you know that Valentine’s Day is just around the corner:

• The San Francisco Zoo is suggesting that spurned lovers adopt some of the less popular creatures in the name of their former significant others.
• Suggested animals include the Madagascar hissing cockroach, and a Giant Hairy Scorpion.
• For $50 the zoo will send a certificate of adoption to the person whose name it was adopted in.
• The zoo notes that the scorpion, for example, grabs “doomed creature with its pinchers and stings the prey”, just like your ex.

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Source: AP