I Wanna Have Sex…At The World Cup
June 6, 2014 in Daily Bulletin
The football world cup in Brazil is just a few weeks away and Travis Waldron writes that many players aren’t allowed to have sex on their minds:
- Mexico’s team manager has announced that players are not allowed to have sex over the course of the tournament, arguing that professional players should stay focused on the task at hand.
- The managers of teams from Spain, Germany and Chile feel the same way.
- Things are more forgiving for the Bosnia-Herzegovinian team. While players aren’t allowed to have sex they are allowed to masturbate.
- The players from the host country are allowed to have sex but must do it in a balanced way and avoid “acrobatics.” Players will be surveyed to make sure they comply.
Read more about what science has to say about sex abstinence and performance on the field, as well as shirts from Adidas which are not only tasteless, but would make it even harder for the players to stick to team rules over here.
Source: Think Progress
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