Caitlin Petrakovitz wrote:

• They’re called i.Con Smart Condoms, because of course they are.
• Not only is the product name questionable, it’s also inaccurate. The $70 device is not a condom. That’d be expensive and wasteful (…or gross). It’s a ring to be attached to the base of a condom (no actually, still gross).
• It’ll measure thrust velocity, calorie burn, skin temperature, and, of course, your iGirth.
• And the device will track how many times you’ve had sex. Though, let’s face it, the type of people who want to track that aren’t the type that need a device to do it for them.
• Purchasers of this iDevice will be able to address their iNsecurities by comparing their iStats against other iUsers.
• They’ll also be able to publicly publish their metrics on social media for the world to maybe validate their being.
• It (the device) charges via mini USB. It lasts eight hours (also, it goes without saying, just the device).

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